you’ve seen the memes.
you know the vibe.
some people collect crystals…
others collect soul ties, revelations, and unhinged cosmic awakenings.
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1 pick your spiritual weapon:
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a candle that smells like a prophecy
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a journal full of dramatic manifestations
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tarot cards with attitude
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incense that makes you see your past lives
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the moon (just… the moon)
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a playlist that summons feelings from nowhere
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2 what do you do when life gets chaotic?
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meditate like a saint
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cry on the floor (ritualistically)
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read three astrology charts at once
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go on a walk and pretend the universe is talking to you
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romanticize your suffering like it’s character development
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text your best friend “is mercury in retrograde or am I just stupid?”
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3 your relationship with the moon is:
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casual acquaintances
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respectfully admiring
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intense (we stare at each other)
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borderline romantic
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complicated
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soulbound
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4 what’s your vibe during a spiritual awakening?
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quiet, soft, reflective
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screaming in the shower → enlightenment
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texting people you shouldn't
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buying crystals impulsively
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staring into the void like it will answer
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feeling too powerful for your mortal body
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5 how often do you say things like:
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“it’s a sign”
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“the energy today feels weird”
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“i swear i’ve dreamed this before”
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“the universe is testing me”
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“my intuition never lies”
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“ok but what if we kissed under the stars haha unless…”
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6 choose a vibe:
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garden witch
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cosmic librarian
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chaotic oracle
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feral moon romantic
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soft mystic
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unknowable forest entity
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7 how do you handle spiritual attraction?
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i observe and journal
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i tell the universe “be gentle pls”
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i get too attached to people after one deep convo
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i fall in love with someone’s aura, not their face
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i accidentally trauma-bond
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i assume it’s fate every time
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how spiritually $lutty are you?
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Quiz result
🌙 1. the soft mystic (spiritually gentle-slutty)
you flirt with the universe by being kind to it. you light candles, write intentions, and sigh poetically into the wind. people fall for your calm aura without warning. your energy is warm, magnetic, and quietly powerful.
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✨ 2. the cosmic tease (moderately spiritually slutty)
you don’t chase signs — you let them chase you. synchronicities, angel numbers, déjà vu… the universe sends you fanmail. you drip charm and destiny like it’s perfume.
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🔥 3. the feral oracle (very spiritually slutty)
you treat spiritual energy like it’s a situationship. you whisper to the moon. you stare at the sky like it owes you an explanation. you are chaos, intuition, and otherworldly flirtation.
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🌪️ 4. the cosmic menace (extremely spiritually slutty)
you fall in love with soul connections you met 3 minutes ago. you’ve cried during tarot readings — your own and other people’s. you think every intense vibe is fate. you are unhinged in a poetic way and the universe loves it.
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⭐ 5. the ethereal problem (off-the-charts spiritually slutty)
you collect soul ties like Pokémon cards. you romanticize astral projection. you have at least one deity on “mutuals.” your aura is so dramatic the universe watches you like a TV show.
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